Tongue Thai(ed)

Walking through the remains of a Cambodian temples, a Thai lady stumbles across a monk strolling through the ruins. Lost and confused, she approaches him.
"Excuse me, but do you speak English?"
"Just little. Me poor English."
"Hmmm." Not satisfied with his answer she considers her options. "Do you speak Thai then?"
"No, sorry, me Cambodian."
There is a momentary pause.
"But... you can't be. You're a monk!"