Monday, February 14, 2011

(not so) Great Expectations...how about you meditate on this, ladies?

Two Scottish women attend a three-day Buddhist MEDITATION retreat in Northern Thailand. Three hours into the first day, they go missing. The monks divide forces to find them. Some search the monastery, others prowl through the gardens and the remainder hunt through the surrounding forests. The ladies are nowhere to be found.  

The head monk begrudgingly treks to the closest village and calls their hotel. 
"Yes they have returned. They got back an hour or two ago."

When asked why they abandoned the retreat, 
"All we did was sit there and meditate. It was so boring." 

True story.

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